I remember this guy. A
friend of mine. He was a biblioklept.
This means ‘one who steals books.’ That was back in high school in
Palapye. He was my classmate. Some 14 years ago. He stole a book in the library
every week. Novels. Very long novels yet he couldn’t even read a ‘pacesetter’
or his own essays. He was one lazy fellow. I read those books and related the
stories to him. Not by choice but under ‘gunpoint.’ He’d laugh and kick as he
listened to the stories, especially the Sidney Sheldon’s.
I never saw him sneak
out with the books from the library. I don’t even know how he passed through
those field-interruption alarm gates without being detected. Surely he couldn’t
have had the time to strip the hidden sensors from the book. Those things are
tightly concealed. After some time, and
though I enjoyed reading them, I complained to him, threatening to spill the
beans. Then he shifted to the local bookstore. There, he took two books a week!
I couldn’t call it stealing anymore. This guy was practically taking. He called
the bookstore a ‘Boers’ shop’ though I never saw such kind in there. Perhaps he
knew the owners. Anyways, my collection of books grew into a mountain. I had to
devour them as quickly as I could, lest the police came for them. But no police
ever came. Never. This guy was a social engineer – an expect in the art of
thievery. I never saw him again after high school.
Last month I was in a
bookshop admiring a book I couldn’t afford. I thought of him and a wave of shame
swept over me. The very thought embarrassed me. I put the book down and felt
the cameras zooming in on me. Then I came back home. This guy was still playing
in my mind, like a recurrent film. I wondered where he is. What he could be
doing in life. Was he still a biblioklept? Or was he living a posh life
somewhere?
Then I took out my
trunk of books and started counting those books I collected from him. I still
have most of them, though quite a number were lent out and disappeared for
good. Fifty three novels – hard covers and paperbacks! I picked out my
favourites and started reading them again. In my mind, I was reading for him. I
really wish I could see him again. Not that I want him to steal books for me. I
want to read him my own stories this time. I’m sure he’d like them. He’d always
said I should write novels and I told him that one day I would. Now that I’m
published writer, I know he’ll be very proud of me. And, most importantly,
he’ll know that stealing books isn’t cool at all, especially when your friend
is a writer. Writers, I’d make him understand, survive on the sale of their
books. You steal one book you’ve stolen a great deal of money from the already
struggling writer.