Two
men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining
of family problems. Finally, the other man said:
"You think you have family problems?
Listen to my situation, A few years ago, I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter
and we got married. Later my father married my stepdaughter.
That made my stepdaughter my stepmother and my father became my stepson. Also,
my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law. Then the daughter of my
wife, my stepmother, had a son. This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's
son, but he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's
grand-son.
That made me the grand-father of my
half-brother. This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the
half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the grandmother. This makes
my father the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife,
I'm my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is
my father's nephew and I'm my own grandfather!
Shoo,
and you think you have family problems!"
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